Imported Knock Knock jokes!

Knock knock jokes from the old website.

This is From Rhiannon Mave Leadon:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Catch?
Catch Who?
God Bless You!

This one sent to me by Mary Alice aka Daffy Dill (and friends!)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream Soda!
Ice Cream Soda who?
Ice Cream Soda whole world can hear me!

This one sent to me by Lieutenant-Commander Grant B. Kennedy:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwain!
Dwain who?
Dwain de bathtub I’m dwowning!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ollie!
Ollie who?
Ollie to bed, Ollie to rise!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow doubt about it, Milo is a silly clown!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel doesn’t work either!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice sorry I started telling knock knock jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there ?
Thumping
Thumping who?
Thumping funny is on your nose!

Imported riddles!

All the riddles from the OLD website, made NEW again!

This one sent to me by my great nephew, Jaydon Harvey from St. John, NB.

Q: What did the mosquito say the first time he saw a camel?
A: Whoa that lump is huge! Did I do that?

Q: Why do elephants eat peanuts?
A: Because watermelons get stuck in their trunk!

Q: What do leopards say when they finish lunch?
A: “That hit the spots!”

Q: How do you make a fruit stand?
A: Take away its chair!

Q: What’s yellow, ugly, and scares villagers?
A: Frankensquash!

Q: What’s grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse going on a trip!

Q: Where do frogs leave their coats?
A: In the CROAKroom!

Q: What do you get when you cross a skunk and a chicken?
A: A FOWL smell!

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken and a person who tells jokes for a living?
A: a comedeHEN!

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig and Dracula?
A: A HAMpire bat!

Q: Where do whales go to get weighed?
A: A WHALEway station of course!

Q: What’s a monster’s favorite games?
A: Hide and go shriek, and Swallow the leader!

These from my friend JODO the Clown from Newfoundland:

Q: How do you shoot a blue Elephant
A: With a blue elephant gun

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Squeeze him till he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun

Thank you, JODO the Clown!